first in years

so this might be the greatest thing to ever happen to all the dave fans
i finally got my shit together and started working on my 2 year neglected blog
really taking after my dad with this one this kinda job could only be pulled off by someone who shares like 98 percent of his dna
i was born to abandon all my projects and dig in my ass on the couch watching baseball reruns from 2007
its in my blood

anyway no i dont have anything to say but holy shit im just gonna rant because im hashtag bored again
its 2023 all over again this happens every time the calendar hits august like clockwork some cruel little tradition where i spiral into writing about my sorry life cause i cant sit still 

i start college in like 6 days and im standing here like a wet dog trembling scared shitless i dont know anything some might compare me to a newborn baby ohh im scared ohh someone take care of that poor baby!! help!!

and like sure its kinda weird to think about me actually going to college and not dropping out after two months but what can i say im full of surprises .. i also already paid for my exam and did so much to be accepted into that specific institution so if i end up dropping out i might have to kill myself this time 

im also currently waiting for my shit to be delivered they called and said itd be here at 17 its already 18.31
no truck in sight no rumbling of wheels down my street just me and the cold glow of my monitor like where is it wheres my stuff im like a mother whose child hasnt come back home even though they get out of school at 1pm and its 1.01pm im desperate and about to call the police and file a complaint to the delivery company over this 

imagine i just got fully robbed and im sitting here writing like a dumbass ill have to cry myself to sleep after this cus would be so embarrassing .. fully grown man shedding a single pathetic tear over a missing ikea chair fuck me i guess

 this is a lesson on how not to get too attached to stuff or something i dunno man im hungry

i do have a shit ton of rants about other stuff like ok yeah sure ill post them later i dunno man i kinda suck at this but who cares

also posted the first draft of my nekoweb site like thats cool i guess small victories

 

ds